Saturday, December 24, 2005
Poker Humor
I found this hilarious site while browsing fullcontactpoker forums tonight. Parodies include http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/articles/depositbonus-baby.html
"At least with frequent player points you can choose your merch, but with this you get whatever his wife happened to pop out last. Plus it's like 15 times the bonus in raked hands to clear, which is excessive."
Yes, what is the world coming to when you have to play 15x to earn a baby. I won't do this one for more than 10x.
http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/articles/tj-ripshead.htm
I especially love the punchline. Then Maksteniks uttered what would ultimately be his final words: "Sorry T.J. - but I love your book. It taught me everything I know."
Another highlight: http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/articles/aces-terrible.htm
"DID U SEE HIM CALAL [sic] WIHT [sic] THAT CRAP?! I **** HATE ACES. AA IS A ***** TERBIBLE [sic] HAND"
Apparently frustrated by the site's automatic obscenity filter which prevented other players from seeing his curses in chat, MRTITLTY proceeded to experiment with spelling and spacing variations for the following four minutes, including "PHUCKING ACES", "F_UK ACES", "AA FKUKING BLAWS." ...Love it.
"At least with frequent player points you can choose your merch, but with this you get whatever his wife happened to pop out last. Plus it's like 15 times the bonus in raked hands to clear, which is excessive."
Yes, what is the world coming to when you have to play 15x to earn a baby. I won't do this one for more than 10x.
http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/articles/tj-ripshead.htm
I especially love the punchline. Then Maksteniks uttered what would ultimately be his final words: "Sorry T.J. - but I love your book. It taught me everything I know."
Another highlight: http://www.parttimepoker.com/poker-humor/articles/aces-terrible.htm
"DID U SEE HIM CALAL [sic] WIHT [sic] THAT CRAP?! I **** HATE ACES. AA IS A ***** TERBIBLE [sic] HAND"
Apparently frustrated by the site's automatic obscenity filter which prevented other players from seeing his curses in chat, MRTITLTY proceeded to experiment with spelling and spacing variations for the following four minutes, including "PHUCKING ACES", "F_UK ACES", "AA FKUKING BLAWS." ...Love it.
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